Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago
  1. *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  2. friend: you good?
  3. *i look up slowly*
  4. me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
Posted 7 hours ago

hip-hop-influence:

onedirectionfacingmecca:

Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress?
It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.

Did you know that was coming?
He gave me a heads-up like two days before it was released.

Do you know why?
All kinds of ideas of why, but I don’t really care.

But it brought up a bunch of stuff you were probably hoping was in the past.
Maybe for others, but not for me. I don’t really listen to his music anyway.

she cold as hell

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Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago
If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it
(via crazed-individual) I love this post so much tho (via wildflowernat)

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Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
thisshitfunny:

bootyscientist:

dis why u dont do that dumbass “hit me first” shit. nigga give u the first swing u take that shit

hit me first is school shit first hit is the person how started it but both get suspended

thisshitfunny:

bootyscientist:

dis why u dont do that dumbass “hit me first” shit. nigga give u the first swing u take that shit

hit me first is school shit
first hit is the person how started it but both get suspended

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Posted 9 hours ago

1felony:

there was not 1 lie said in this video, take notes fellas this shit’s real 

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Posted 10 hours ago